HA: Joseph Clevley

THIS SHIT IS GOING TO GET REDONE!.....AT SOME POINT.

Nooooo he hasn't got his hand on his hip, he's meant to be reaching for his wand, but I fail.

An entry for

COS I CAN'T STOP MAKING CHARACTERS D:

Name: Joe Clevley

Age: Just turned 17. MA BABEEEEE!!!! ( June 28th, aw wikkle baby :] )

Year: 6th 7th year

House: Ravenclaw

Gender: Male

Status: Half Blood (Muggle Mother)

Eyes:  Grey

Hair: Strawberry blond. CALL HIM GINGER AND HE WILL GO AN CRY IN A CORNER

Height: 6 ft (he's a skinny lanky bastard.)

Weight: 11 st (Skinny lanky bastard.)

Skin colour: A warm average colour. He also has freckles EVERYWHERE. 

Wand: 10.5 " Cherry with Dragon Heartstring core.

Personality: He dicks around a lot in the day to be honest, but when it comes to homework and revising, he's very much focused. Maybe a little OCD too, everything has to be in the right place. OR SOME HEAVY SHITS GUNNA GO DOWN!
 He's pretty easy going and is happy to be around anyone as long as they're not rude. He don't like that. 
 He likes to go around quoting Shakespeare at fitting moments, just because he can. He has an excellent long term memory. Hence the Ravenclaw-re-ness.
 He doesn't liek shoes or ties, and he will try and walk around the castle without both (as pictured) but when the teachers are like:
"BOY GO GET YOSELF DRESSED!"
He's like:
 "Yes professor....(mumble)" But he'll go it...and then take them off again later.
 He's a nice boy though.
 He also has a silver tongue, he can worm his way out of situations 9/10 times. He can can come up with the correct words for the correct situation very quickly and wittly. He will also try to sweet talk teachers if he's caught doing something he's not mean to be doing. Whether it works or not depends on the teacher.
He passed all of his O.W.Ls with flying colours, and in the weeks running up to them, he was bearly seen outside the common room, surrounded by a very neat pile of books.

History: Hailing from Ireland, Cork, Joe lived a pretty normal life, well normal for him anyway. His mother and father (both Irish) never really kept any secrets from their children. His mother found out about his fathers magical heritage very swiftly after they had met. So magic has always been a part of his life.
 He's excellent at solving puzzles and can read very quickly. He much preferes  fiction books to factual ones, because they allow him to use his imagination more. Stimulation for the mind!!!!  
He enjoys playing rugby when home.
 He has a younger sister, Jessica, who is 9 10 and therefore cannot attend the school yet. Even though there is a large age gap, they still bicker a lot. Both children look like their mother, but both posses the magical traits of their father. And even though he knew about magic, when he got his letter he was like:
 'HOLY CANNOLI BATMAN!'
 And his dad was like.
 "OH MY! THAT'S MY BOY"

1st year
He had his first flying lesson and didn't like it, he said. 
 "If we were meant to fly then we woulda' had wings!" 
 To which he got told 
 "Mr. Clevely, your a wizard. I don't think not having wings is a limitation."
 So he don't liek flying.
 Also in the first year, he was slightly nervous. seeing as he was " Ting'ing and Tat'ing" while others were " Thing'ing and That'ing." But he soon got over it. He was also a very diligent worker, he wasn't dicking around as much and people may have thought him a bit of a square.

2nd year
 He started to muck around more, he know the teachers, they knew him and he also started to try and go without shoes. It didn't end well.

3rd year
 His full colours bloomed, he started quoting Shakespeare and going without shoes and a tie. (Ohdamn!) His confidence kept on growing and he pretty much knew everyone in his year know, so he could hang around with anyone. 

And so on  
 He's pretty much the same now, dicking about, but working hard.  He would like some more close, personal friends instead of just being able to hang around with anyone. SO YUP. He'd like to work as a journalist for any magical newspaper. But for a year or so beforehand he'd like to work with baby dragons. He cant have a pet now cos his dad is allergic to almost every animal. :d
He still has a heavy Irish accent and uses Irish phrases a lot. He hasn't got a broom, as established earlier. He isn't big on the whole flying gig.
He's especially good at Transfiguration.

other stuff
- His father is a muggle born.
- If they lived in the same time, he would have the BIGGEST crush on Hermione Granger.
- He eats like a fucking horse.
- If he wasn't a wizard he'd still be a journalist.
- He loves tea.

Patronus: DALL PORPOISE.




He oversleeps a lot too. Oops.

Edit: Fixed his trousers, I don't know what the fuck was up with them before.